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I have risen from the blogging dead, and started this blog up again. I hope I can continue doing so! Nerdy pick up lines, and great merch to woo your favorite fangirl.

How to Pick Up A Fangirl

petrichorandrose:

Hallo that’s me there. Not organized in any sort of aesthetically pleasing way, but I really wanted to show you guys!






petrichorandrose:

This gif of Brendan Fraser from George of the Jungle is my new religion






Anonymous:
take them off

take what off??????


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petrichorandrose:

lord-of-dinosaurs:

petrichorandrose:

Spin the bottle is old news, how about a little game of duck duck fuck

What are the rules?

It’s simple, everyone sits around in a circle, and you close your eyes (No cheating you naughty person you) and run around that circle patting people on the head screaming “DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK” and then at one point you say “FUCK” and that’s it u have to fuck that person. Right then and there. No matter your sexual preference. Everyone is a bisexual when playing a rousing game of duck duck fuck.






petrichorandrose:

Spin the bottle is old news, how about a little game of duck duck fuck






jacksquatjb:

How to Train a Dragon!

I hear Tumblr likes puns.

eeehhhhhhhh oh lord






petrichorandrose:

Hello, boys.






Anonymous:
I'm just gonna warn you now about the heart attack I'm going to get with all these Misha-at-jibcon posts. I've liked about 87 of them so far but they keep coming. Celebrity crush reaching dangerous levels. (That being said, please never stop.)

Lol those are from a long time ago, but they are pretty fantastic :)


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Help my friend get his dream job!

petrichorandrose:

He is currently in second place in a contest to work for the hulu show “The Awesomes”

If you guys could just click this link to endorse him, and get him back to first place that would be wonderful!

He really deserves this, he is a talented artist, he should not be working retail for the rest of his life!

This is his youtube, if you want to check him out.

Thank youuu!






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Sebastian Stan [5/?]





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shinitama:

And do you want to know something else? 

I never liked your spinach puffs!

NEVER!

kRONK OMG

OH MY GOD!

Fantastic cosplay. Seriously






“I fear sometimes that people sort of see me a certain way from some of these roles, and I can’t wait for the opportunity to be like, “I’m such a dork!” Really, really - I’m such a dork. I just pretend to be cool. (x)






jadalecki-mcdanno-ichabie-fan:

HAHAHAHA. My dash did a thing.

jadalecki-mcdanno-ichabie-fan:

HAHAHAHA. My dash did a thing.






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songofages:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:
A+- 97-100
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
A - 100-93
B - 92-85
C - 84-78
D - 77-70
F - 69 and below

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

Yep I was shocked when I heard this in a different post but a Google search pulls up a ton of sites backing this up.
Shit son I woulda passed College Algebra with an A in the UK. And I spent the end of the semester in perpetual fear that I would fail and have to retake the class.

And basically as an American you’re expected to get 80 or higher. Technically 70s are considered ‘average’ but there is such a level of pressure to get a B or higher, that Cs have become equal to Ds. Basically anything under 60 you might as well gotten a 0, and anything between 60-80 is considered practically failing. So basically schools have to be designed to make sure majority of students are getting 80s or higher on specific topics, which means you’re spending all your time going over a few choice facts a billion times and there is very little room to teach anything else. Which explains why American schools are of such low quality. The insane demand on the students ends up wrecking their education. Not only do you not have time to teach them anything, but they end up hating learning. Even outside of school your life is dedicated to memorizing these few dumb facts because your homework ends up taking hours of your time. A teacher from one subject says they expect you to spend 2 hours every night on their homework. And if you’re studying 5 subjects and they all demand that 2 hours? Good fucking luck, because if you don’t have straight all 80s or higher you’re not getting into a good college and college degrees have somehow become the minimum requirement for getting jobs.

I spent most of my junior year of high school in a state of constant panic that I was going to get a C in Honors Physics much less fail the class. If I got a C on my report card, I was grounded until the next one. I lost count of the times I’d wake up at five in the morning to take the early bus to go in for zero hour before school actually started for the day

File this under the exact reason so many Americans detest going to school.






"And she was like: Stop crying, stop crying! It’s just a burger!’