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I have risen from the blogging dead, and started this blog up again. I hope I can continue doing so! Nerdy pick up lines, and great merch to woo your favorite fangirl.

How to Pick Up A Fangirl





How to seduce a tumblr person

  • You: So... um... your butt. Good.
  • Them: Eh? Good? Good! Your butt too.
  • *Sits awkwardly next to each other for the next few minutes*
  • You: Soooo.. The thing? Yeh? I like you? Yeh?
  • Them: YAAASSSSSS.
  • You: Initiate the touching!
  • You and Them: *Strokes each other's face fondly*





sORRY NOT SORRY






I feel like posting some stuff on here again

Hallelujah. 

(I think I’m going to start off with some Sherlock Valentine’s Day cards)


Feb 2014 with 5 notes






allons-yamypond:
Oh god, hi, I love your blog, and now you :) I mean, you really are like me! And yeah, just that. Bye

Thanks! I don’t post much on here now though. I have a personal blog, if you want to see new stuff from me.






Anonymous:
Hi,I was searching through google about HMM Sock and your post came up and one the anon was asking you about it... I'm 90% sure his talking about his "junk" and stuffing it down there...I might be wrong but that it seems like...

Oh! That post was from quite a while ago haha. But if that person is still following me and doesn’t know… there you go.


Dec 2013 with 0 notes






THERE IS GOING TO BE A JK ROWLING APPROVED HARRY POTTER PLAY ABOUT HIS EARLY YEARS AS AN ORPHAN

petrichorandrose:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL






petrichorandrose:

DOCTOR

MATTT

WHATT






Anonymous:
what is this? u are soo hilarious the way you talk.. or write or watever :P

Haha thanks :)






petrichorandrose:

AND AAAAIIIEEEE HAVE BECOME

COMFORTABLY NUMB






petrichorandrose:

PICTURES OF ELEVEN AND ROSE TOGETHER AAAHH FINALLY

I DON’T EVEN CARE IF SHE ISN’T THE REAL ROSE

TOOOOGGGETTTTHHHEEERRRRRR






"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, WHEN ASKED “Do you, Matt smith, and Tom Hiddleton have cheek bone polishing parties?” on reddit

I can just see the onslaught of fanart…






Behold, Empire’s top 50 sexiest men of 2013.

How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Do the thing that they do with their face and body and ugh just fuck me now okay






"What’s been quite interesting is to find those moments when our two Doctors intersect, and then the moments when they do things rather differently. The fun is in the gap between the two. They switch between praising each other’s ingenuity to trying to undermine it at every opportunity. You sort of switch from being quite pleased with yourself to being infuriated at your own inadequacies, and I guess that’s kind of writ large, isn’t it, if you meet yourself."

David Tennant x





How to seduce a tumblr person

  • You: So... um... your butt. Good.
  • Them: Eh? Good? Good! Your butt too.
  • *Sits awkwardly next to each other for the next few minutes*
  • You: Soooo.. The thing? Yeh? I like you? Yeh?
  • Them: YAAASSSSSS.
  • You: Initiate the touching!
  • You and Them: *Strokes each other's face fondly*