How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick Up Lines
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How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick Up Lines
Guess what is my new computer background! (I reccomend you embiggen)
Officially starting a new pick up line! Woo! I know, you missed me terribly. I’ve got some new stupidness that I need a distraction from. I should be slightly sad but not sad enough to be unproductive all the time. Does wonders for the creativity.
LOL I haven’t checked this blog in so long I forget if I already had 3,000+ followers or I have gained a ton of followers… Well anyway hello welcome to the blog perhaps I will start posting again :) Doctor Who does inspire me.
Slow clap.
Slow clap.
Enjoy having your Internet slowed down for alledged copyright infringement.
Also CISPA is trying to come back as we speak.
‘Murika, you let CAS pass. If you don’t stop CISPA, say goodbye to Free Internet.
Here’s a link to the Stop CISPA petition.
I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY MOTHER FUCKING DAY UNTIL THE 15TH.
15 days. 82 246 signatures needed. Only 411 were made yesterday.
even if you didn’t, fucking put your goddamn signature there (assuming you’re an american and actually can do that) and signal boost it.
14 days, 82 037 signatures needed. Only 209 were made yesterday.Here’s some info on what will happen to you if you don’t fucking sign this petition.
- Your private information from sites, such as Facebook and Google, will be now available to the Goverment. And there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it. If someone doesn’t like you, they can go and check all the information Facebook and Google have about you
- Your military will ALSO have access to said private info.
- No warrants or subpoenas (also known as the “there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it” part)
- Companies that join this shit become immune to criminal and civil liability (also “an aka the “there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it” part”)
If you don’t get how serious that is, watch this video, it’ll demonstrate.
14 days, 81,888 signatures needed. Only 149 were made yesterday.
Don’t make me start reposting this post twice a day. Because I will if the amount of signatures won’t fucking skyrocket.
GUYS PLEASE AT LEAST REBLOG THIS IF YOU’RE TOO LAZY TO SIGN
OMG
THIS SCARES ME TO DEATH
I AM BEGGING YOU
PLEASE JUST SIGN THIS DAMN THING
JUST SIGN IT
THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS SERIOUS
IOkay, guys, I just signed this, and this one is worse than CAS. Please sign this (if you can) and signal boost it. This one’s no joke. We can put up with CAS if we have to, but I don’t know how we could possibly live with this one. PLEASE don’t let this one go through!
Guys, if you see this, sign it or sig boost it, because this is really serious. Guys, please, this can’t happen. I’ve looked into it and this is entirely 120% legit. And it’s BAD.
I cant fucking sign it, it wont let me make an account!! ;___;
SO PLEASE, IF YOU CAN, GET THIS SHIT SIGNED!!!!Implore you all to sign this.
And FFS do NOT just like this, liking AND reblogging are fine, but just liking does absolute diddly to spread the word.
It takes 5 min to make a login and sign this. YOUR PRIVACY AND FUTURE ARE BEING ATTACKED. DON’T JUST LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT.
Well, I was going to do a Valentine’s Day post but then life caught up with me. But I am still going to do a great big fandom post called “guess the butt” because you don’t need a special day for butts. BUTTS IS ERRYDAY.
Happy V Day everyone! And by that I mean I hope there was some Victory for your (formally) Virginal Vagina on Valentine’s Day. Hubba Hubba. If not, it’s okay, just remember Captain Jack would totally fuck you.
“Just stand there ‘Cause I’m gonna hug you.”
Just got reblogged by the DW tumblr FOR THE 4TH TIME.
HEY DW TUMBLR YOU CAN GO AND HIRE ME NOW K?
(Source: howtopickupafangirl)
Asked by: daidia
AGAIN??? AHH oh my goodness that isn’t even one of my really well edited ones! This will be THE 4TH TIME. WHAT THE FREAK.
Hey DW tumblr hire me now k?
A Lovely Tennant for your Tennant Tuesday Enjoyment
Welcome to the club! And yes it is a club.
“Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It’s good fun. For a Hermit.”
Why is it a club you ask?Because now you can laugh at all the people who are utterly clueless on how to bag their own sweet fangirl.
And also because I bloody well said so.
A few ground rules.
Well not really ground rules so much as thoughtful suggestions. Thoughtful suggestions that you should follow.†
- Submit! Don’t be afraid, I don’t bite.
- Have Fun! Dance, laugh, lick the sexy off David Tennant/ Benedict Cumberbatch through your screen.*
- Submit! Srsly guies. I am not a fan of everything on here so I need your sexy thoughts. Give me your best pick up lines! The only way some things are going to get on here is if you submit them! And I post pretty much anything so go, submit!
- I have this segment called Successful Interactions With Your Fangirl, where I accept submissions of stories; cute things someone has done for you relating to your fandom. I would love to hear some of your stories!
- Feel free to ask me anything, I am more than willing to answer! :)
- And umm… have some more fun! Fun fun fun for everyoneee! And maybe some tacos! If that is your thing. Psh who am I kidding, it is fucking tacos. It is everyone’s thing.
*Disclaimer: Licking your screen does not actually guarantee absorption of sexy into pores. Though you damn well can try.
† You really don’t have to listen to me at all.
Oh yes, and one more thing:
You are all Sexual David Tennant Approved.
Also,
I forgot about the Successful Interactions With Your Fangirl segment. That was a good segment. We should do that segment again.
(via howtopickupafangirl)
I have realized that I run a popular blog mainly based on pick up lines and Valentine’s Day is a few days away and I have yet to do anything about it whoops
I will try to fix this.
How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be David Tennant
(Source: dwseries, via the-big-blue-snog-box)
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Sexual BIG jpegs for your computer background, wall hanging pleasure.
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