©grizzlysbear
I have risen from the blogging dead, and started this blog up again. I hope I can continue doing so! Nerdy pick up lines, and great merch to woo your favorite fangirl.

How to Pick Up A Fangirl

courfreyacc:

before i knew which blogs were which,

some were fandom, some were art, some were music, and some were a bit of everything.

but now

now everything is sebastian stan






mishasminions:

IS IT HOT IN HERE OR CAN I JUST FRY AN EGG ON SEBASTIAN STAN’S BODY






petrichorandrose:

Bohrium and Iridium walk into a bar.

It was dense.











How to seduce a tumblr person

  • You: So... um... your butt. Good.
  • Them: Eh? Good? Good! Your butt too.
  • *Sits awkwardly next to each other for the next few minutes*
  • You: Soooo.. The thing? Yeh? I like you? Yeh?
  • Them: YAAASSSSSS.
  • You: Initiate the touching!
  • You and Them: *Strokes each other's face fondly*





sORRY NOT SORRY






I feel like posting some stuff on here again

Hallelujah. 

(I think I’m going to start off with some Sherlock Valentine’s Day cards)


Feb 2014 with 6 notes






allons-yamypond:
Oh god, hi, I love your blog, and now you :) I mean, you really are like me! And yeah, just that. Bye

Thanks! I don’t post much on here now though. I have a personal blog, if you want to see new stuff from me.






Anonymous:
Hi,I was searching through google about HMM Sock and your post came up and one the anon was asking you about it... I'm 90% sure his talking about his "junk" and stuffing it down there...I might be wrong but that it seems like...

Oh! That post was from quite a while ago haha. But if that person is still following me and doesn’t know… there you go.


Dec 2013 with 0 notes






THERE IS GOING TO BE A JK ROWLING APPROVED HARRY POTTER PLAY ABOUT HIS EARLY YEARS AS AN ORPHAN

petrichorandrose:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL






petrichorandrose:

DOCTOR

MATTT

WHATT






Anonymous:
what is this? u are soo hilarious the way you talk.. or write or watever :P

Haha thanks :)






petrichorandrose:

AND AAAAIIIEEEE HAVE BECOME

COMFORTABLY NUMB






petrichorandrose:

PICTURES OF ELEVEN AND ROSE TOGETHER AAAHH FINALLY

I DON’T EVEN CARE IF SHE ISN’T THE REAL ROSE

TOOOOGGGETTTTHHHEEERRRRRR






"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, WHEN ASKED “Do you, Matt smith, and Tom Hiddleton have cheek bone polishing parties?” on reddit

I can just see the onslaught of fanart…