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I have risen from the blogging dead, and started this blog up again. I hope I can continue doing so! Nerdy pick up lines, and great merch to woo your favorite fangirl.

How to Pick Up A Fangirl

petrichorandrose:

Don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.

Shaved paradise and put up a hipster haircut.






nerdlynews:

Picture from the Series 7 Finale, The Name of the Doctor.

Edit: If another damn person says this is sexist I’m gonna
Just stop.

nerdlynews:

Picture from the Series 7 Finale, The Name of the Doctor.

Edit: If another damn person says this is sexist I’m gonna

Just stop.






How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick Up Lines
As always totally computer backgroundable, just right click and “open image in new tab” to save. :)

How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick Up Lines

As always totally computer backgroundable, just right click and “open image in new tab” to save. :)






I’m so weird with this blog one minute I’m just like “Oh my god I am totally failing you guys I’m just going to go into a corner here” and the next minute I’m like “Oh! Funny pick up line!”

Yep another one right after this message :D






Anonymous:
can you please go into more depth on how to torrent things? I'm a bit confused

Sorry it took so long to answer this! You can use it for next week maybe!

Torrenting is a type of file sharing that uses software on your computer to download. You get the download files, called “torrents” from websites like piratebay (Actually piratebay is the only trustworthy public site out there right now) 

So you download a torrenting client.

Search whatever you want in piratebay. You want a torrent with the ratio of the most seeds (SE) to the least amount of leaches (LE). This makes for a faster download. When you search on pirate bay, it organizes it randomly, so you want to hit the letters SE to order them by highest to lowest seeds.

Press the torrent you want, and below the file info there will be a button to “Get this torrent.” PRESS THE BUTTONNN. Don’t ever press “anonymous download” because that shit’s spam.

A window will pop up in utorrent. Press OK and it should download. Or if you want to specify a certain location you want the file on your computer, you can do that first.

Then it should download! Yay! The download time will depend on how fast your internet is and how many seeders and leechers there are :)


Apr 2013 with 2 notes






Anonymous:
Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people’s asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and outside.

aww thanks! :D


Apr 2013 with 2 notes






New and Improved How to Pick Up a Fangirl’s Guide to watching Doctor Who on time like a proper Brit

So you, like, hate waiting until the show comes out in your country to watch it right? By that time spoilers are up on your dash, and be honest, you just can’t avoid your dash for that long!

Have no fear, for I am here my preciouses.

SO. HURRS WHAT YER DO.

OPTION 1. This is the best option if you have fast internet. Go download tunnelbear. Turn it on to UK VPN. Find The Rings of Akhaten on iplayer. LOAD THAT SHIT. Once the page is loaded and you’ve pressed play, you can turn the VPN off because you have gotten through already LIKE A BOSS and tunnelbear only gives you limited data usage unless you pay and money is like, expensive bro.

Also you have to wait until it has aired all the way through in the UK to watch it.

OPTION 2. This is better if your internet is slower. You will have to wait an hour or two for people to upload.  Watch it here. Putlocker and sockshare links are the best.

OPTION 3. TORRENT THAT SHIT. Download utorrent. Search DW in piratebay. In the right hand top corner of the chart like thing there are two columns entitled “SE” and “LE.” See that SE shit? PRESS THAT SHIT MOTHAFUKKAAAA. The more SE (seeds) you have the faster it will download. 

Also you can look out for livestream links that show up on tumblr often :) Or try and search for some.

And now you may shower me with fangasms of love.

(Remember to reblog as text so errybody gets the message)


Apr 2013 with 22 notes






Anonymous:
I'm sorry that picture of David made you feel like you were going to throw up. But your story still made me laugh. And cry. Mostly cry. Why does excitement make us want to puke??!

I DON’T KNOWW ACKfjweldskcx

Thanks for the message of sympathy!


Apr 2013 with 1 note






nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

starkspangledjohnlock:

howtopickupafangirl:

Matt Smith, Chris Helmsworth, Jared Padalecki, Robert Downey Jr, David Tennant, Jensen Ackles, Andrew Garfield, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Misha Collins-
All morphed in to one beautiful nonexistant human being.

Nonexistant? Are you sure? My spidey senses say Matt Bomer is their perfection-child.


Holy mother of God you morph the hottest men in the universe and get Matt Bomer.
Every last thing about this makes sense.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

starkspangledjohnlock:

howtopickupafangirl:

Matt Smith, Chris Helmsworth, Jared Padalecki, Robert Downey Jr, David Tennant, Jensen Ackles, Andrew Garfield, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Misha Collins-

All morphed in to one beautiful nonexistant human being.

Nonexistant? Are you sure? My spidey senses say Matt Bomer is their perfection-child.

image

Holy mother of God you morph the hottest men in the universe and get Matt Bomer.

Every last thing about this makes sense.






How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick Up Lines

Guess what is my new computer background! (I reccomend you embiggen)






Officially starting a new pick up line! Woo! I know, you missed me terribly. I’ve got some new stupidness that I need a distraction from. I should be slightly sad but not sad enough to be unproductive all the time. Does wonders for the creativity.






LOL I haven’t checked this blog in so long I forget if I already had 3,000+ followers or I have gained a ton of followers… Well anyway hello welcome to the blog perhaps I will start posting again :) Doctor Who does inspire me.


Mar 2013 with 4 notes






Spit Acid All Day: Copyright Alert System (CAS) passed

nerdlynews:

nightlight-vixen:

writegeorgewritelikethwind:

nipperofnoses:

attackofthepartycannon:

jesus-christ-official:

snowl4e:

Slow clap.

Slow clap.

Enjoy having your Internet slowed down for alledged copyright infringement.

Also CISPA is trying to come back as we speak.

‘Murika, you let CAS pass. If you don’t stop CISPA, say goodbye to Free Internet.

Here’s a link to the Stop CISPA petition.

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY MOTHER FUCKING DAY UNTIL THE 15TH.

15 days. 82 246 signatures needed. Only 411 were made yesterday.

even if you didn’t, fucking put your goddamn signature there (assuming you’re an american and actually can do that) and signal boost it.


14 days, 82 037 signatures needed. Only 209 were made yesterday.

Here’s some info on what will happen to you if you don’t fucking sign this petition.

  1. Your private information from sites, such as Facebook and Google, will be now available to the Goverment. And there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it. If someone doesn’t like you, they can go and check all the information Facebook and Google have about you
  2. Your military will ALSO have access to said private info.
  3. No warrants or subpoenas (also known as the “there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it” part)
  4. Companies that join this shit become immune to criminal and civil liability (also “an aka the “there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it” part”)

If you don’t get how serious that is, watch this video, it’ll demonstrate.

Oh, and GO SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION.

14 days, 81,888 signatures needed. Only 149 were made yesterday.

Don’t make me start reposting this post twice a day. Because I will if  the amount of signatures won’t fucking skyrocket.

GUYS PLEASE AT LEAST REBLOG THIS IF YOU’RE TOO LAZY TO SIGN

OMG

THIS SCARES ME TO DEATH

I AM BEGGING YOU

PLEASE JUST SIGN THIS DAMN THING

JUST SIGN IT

THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS SERIOUS
I

Okay, guys, I just signed this, and this one is worse than CAS. Please sign this (if you can) and signal boost it. This one’s no joke. We can put up with CAS if we have to, but I don’t know how we could possibly live with this one. PLEASE don’t let this one go through!

Guys, if you see this, sign it or sig boost it, because this is really serious. Guys, please, this can’t happen. I’ve looked into it and this is entirely 120% legit. And it’s BAD.

I cant fucking sign it, it wont let me make an account!! ;___;

SO PLEASE, IF YOU CAN, GET THIS SHIT SIGNED!!!!

Implore you all to sign this.
And FFS do NOT just like this, liking AND reblogging are fine, but just liking does absolute diddly to spread the word.
It takes 5 min to make a login and sign this. YOUR PRIVACY AND FUTURE ARE BEING ATTACKED. DON’T JUST LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT.






Well, I was going to do a Valentine’s Day post but then life caught up with me. But I am still going to do a great big fandom post called “guess the butt” because you don’t need a special day for butts. BUTTS IS ERRYDAY. 

Happy V Day everyone! And by that I mean I hope there was some Victory for your (formally) Virginal Vagina on Valentine’s Day. Hubba Hubba. If not, it’s okay, just remember Captain Jack would totally fuck you.






daidia:
you got reblogged by the Doctor Who Tumblr! duuuuuuuudddddeeee.

AGAIN??? AHH oh my goodness that isn’t even one of my really well edited ones! This will be THE 4TH TIME. WHAT THE FREAK.

Hey DW tumblr hire me now k?


Feb 2013 with 4 notes