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I have risen from the blogging dead, and started this blog up again. I hope I can continue doing so! Nerdy pick up lines, and great merch to woo your favorite fangirl.

How to Pick Up A Fangirl
petrichorandrose:

Me in a TARDIS dress in front of the TARDIS at the Doctor Who bar in Brooklyn!
You can just call me Sexy.

petrichorandrose:

Me in a TARDIS dress in front of the TARDIS at the Doctor Who bar in Brooklyn!

You can just call me Sexy.






EMMA WATSON EVERYONE.


May 2013 with 357 notes






Done with the semester, so you might see more of me. Idk, depends if the inspiration takes me. If you just want more of me and some edits that don’t fit the strict definitions of this blog, go follow my personal blog :)

But expect to see more of me I think! I just have to tackle cleaning my damn room first haha. I stopped caring once I had 20 pages to write in a week.


May 2013 with 4 notes






petrichorandrose:

OOPS WE WERE WRONG

I JUST DON’T HAVE WORDS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT FEEL IN GOOD WAY???

????






Moffat has promised to release “a special new clip featuring material of the Tenth AND Eleventh Doctor!” if you keep quiet about spoilers.

petrichorandrose:

SO Y’ALL BEST DO WHAT HE SAYS M’KAY???

MATT AND DAVID. NEXT WEEK. WE CAN DO THIS. x






Dear Matt,

petrichorandrose:

The Doctor Who fandom would like to apologize for our neglect in worshipping your glorious hair. We were just very, very, very, very, very hung up on the equally glorious hair of your predecessor, David Tennant. We didn’t know what we had until you took it away. We now realize our err in ways. The volume! The sheer touchability! I didn’t know how wrong we were about everything.

Sincerely,

You Can’t Just Do This To Us, AKA We Were So Blind, AKA The Fandom






petrichorandrose:

Don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.

Shaved paradise and put up a hipster haircut.






nerdlynews:

Picture from the Series 7 Finale, The Name of the Doctor.

Edit: If another damn person says this is sexist I’m gonna
Just stop.

nerdlynews:

Picture from the Series 7 Finale, The Name of the Doctor.

Edit: If another damn person says this is sexist I’m gonna

Just stop.






How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick Up Lines
As always totally computer backgroundable, just right click and “open image in new tab” to save. :)

How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick Up Lines

As always totally computer backgroundable, just right click and “open image in new tab” to save. :)






I’m so weird with this blog one minute I’m just like “Oh my god I am totally failing you guys I’m just going to go into a corner here” and the next minute I’m like “Oh! Funny pick up line!”

Yep another one right after this message :D






Anonymous:
can you please go into more depth on how to torrent things? I'm a bit confused

Sorry it took so long to answer this! You can use it for next week maybe!

Torrenting is a type of file sharing that uses software on your computer to download. You get the download files, called “torrents” from websites like piratebay (Actually piratebay is the only trustworthy public site out there right now) 

So you download a torrenting client.

Search whatever you want in piratebay. You want a torrent with the ratio of the most seeds (SE) to the least amount of leaches (LE). This makes for a faster download. When you search on pirate bay, it organizes it randomly, so you want to hit the letters SE to order them by highest to lowest seeds.

Press the torrent you want, and below the file info there will be a button to “Get this torrent.” PRESS THE BUTTONNN. Don’t ever press “anonymous download” because that shit’s spam.

A window will pop up in utorrent. Press OK and it should download. Or if you want to specify a certain location you want the file on your computer, you can do that first.

Then it should download! Yay! The download time will depend on how fast your internet is and how many seeders and leechers there are :)


Apr 2013 with 2 notes






Anonymous:
Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people’s asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and outside.

aww thanks! :D


Apr 2013 with 2 notes






New and Improved How to Pick Up a Fangirl’s Guide to watching Doctor Who on time like a proper Brit

So you, like, hate waiting until the show comes out in your country to watch it right? By that time spoilers are up on your dash, and be honest, you just can’t avoid your dash for that long!

Have no fear, for I am here my preciouses.

SO. HURRS WHAT YER DO.

OPTION 1. This is the best option if you have fast internet. Go download tunnelbear. Turn it on to UK VPN. Find The Rings of Akhaten on iplayer. LOAD THAT SHIT. Once the page is loaded and you’ve pressed play, you can turn the VPN off because you have gotten through already LIKE A BOSS and tunnelbear only gives you limited data usage unless you pay and money is like, expensive bro.

Also you have to wait until it has aired all the way through in the UK to watch it.

OPTION 2. This is better if your internet is slower. You will have to wait an hour or two for people to upload.  Watch it here. Putlocker and sockshare links are the best.

OPTION 3. TORRENT THAT SHIT. Download utorrent. Search DW in piratebay. In the right hand top corner of the chart like thing there are two columns entitled “SE” and “LE.” See that SE shit? PRESS THAT SHIT MOTHAFUKKAAAA. The more SE (seeds) you have the faster it will download. 

Also you can look out for livestream links that show up on tumblr often :) Or try and search for some.

And now you may shower me with fangasms of love.

(Remember to reblog as text so errybody gets the message)


Apr 2013 with 22 notes






Anonymous:
I'm sorry that picture of David made you feel like you were going to throw up. But your story still made me laugh. And cry. Mostly cry. Why does excitement make us want to puke??!

I DON’T KNOWW ACKfjweldskcx

Thanks for the message of sympathy!


Apr 2013 with 1 note






nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

starkspangledjohnlock:

howtopickupafangirl:

Matt Smith, Chris Helmsworth, Jared Padalecki, Robert Downey Jr, David Tennant, Jensen Ackles, Andrew Garfield, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Misha Collins-
All morphed in to one beautiful nonexistant human being.

Nonexistant? Are you sure? My spidey senses say Matt Bomer is their perfection-child.


Holy mother of God you morph the hottest men in the universe and get Matt Bomer.
Every last thing about this makes sense.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

starkspangledjohnlock:

howtopickupafangirl:

Matt Smith, Chris Helmsworth, Jared Padalecki, Robert Downey Jr, David Tennant, Jensen Ackles, Andrew Garfield, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Misha Collins-

All morphed in to one beautiful nonexistant human being.

Nonexistant? Are you sure? My spidey senses say Matt Bomer is their perfection-child.

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Holy mother of God you morph the hottest men in the universe and get Matt Bomer.

Every last thing about this makes sense.