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I have risen from the blogging dead, and started this blog up again. I hope I can continue doing so! Nerdy pick up lines, and great merch to woo your favorite fangirl.

How to Pick Up A Fangirl

ladyavenal:

crumblebatchandcustardfreeman:

crumblebatchandcustardfreeman:

ladyavenal:

completelycumberbatched:

You massive dork xD

(And how fucking long are your fingers?!)

Delicious ….. very delicious.

Long fingers. He has big feet too.

*ovaries explode*

The look on his face in the last gif is his reaction to your exploding ovaries.
“WHAT DID I DO?” 

The 3rd one is him imitating the sound of your ovaries exploding.

The first one is all, “What are you talking about, I can’t explode ovaries.”
The second is all, “What ridiculousness.”
The third is all, “Would they go like PFFT PTTTHTP PTTTHPT PFT?”
Fourth is all, “WHAT THE HELL HOW DID THAT HAPPEN” 

REBLOGGED AGAIN for that last comment.

WHAT IS AIR…..

How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Benedict Cumberbatch.





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