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I have risen from the blogging dead, and started this blog up again. I hope I can continue doing so! Nerdy pick up lines, and great merch to woo your favorite fangirl.

How to Pick Up A Fangirl

EMMA WATSON EVERYONE.


May 2013 with 357 notes






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How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Tom Hiddleston and Emma Watson

I think I actually might be dying.






What do others think of this whole pants taking off situation?

howtopickupafangirl:

In which I interviewed a few choice characters on their opinion on pants. The following are real and accurate quotes, because who do you think I am? A blogger whose whole blog is shallowly based on attractive men and nerdy pick up lines? 

“I never liked pants anyway. Of course the whole concept of pants is rather archaic. Do you know the Pantitus Nonicus people of C consider it a sacrilege to wear pants? Yes, there entire planet, 10 earths the size of it, and they names it with one letter! Isn’t that brilliant!.. Well anyway, where was I? Oh yah, pants. Don’t need ‘em” - Ten

“Pants? What are pants? I don’t have time this. Unless you drop dead. Or are John. Where is John anyway? BORED. *BANG*” -Sherlock

“Who are you? And where are my pants? Merlin I told you to have them ready by this morning! Merlin… MERLIN! Why are you hiding under the bed with all of my pants?” - King Arthur

“I have organized you blog by fandom, color, and character. No! Don’t touch anything. Yes I know it is your blog. But it is my organization!… No.. don’t.” - Hal

“Really, this encouragement of the banishment of pants is extremely irresponsible. It could get you killed! Or worse, expelled!” -Hermoine

“I trade you some bread for your pants.” -Peeta

“My pants are on fire.” -Katniss

These quotes are permanently stationed here.

Feel free to cannibalize this post in order to post certain quotes that you would like.

Lolol going through my archive and I know this is on the site permanently but I would just like to bring it back here again because ha, I am hilarious.






How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Emma Watson.






How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Emma Watson.






How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Emma Watson.






How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Emma Watson.

For her new movie, “The Bling Ring.” The tattoo is fake.






How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Emma Watson.

How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Emma Watson.






What do others think of this whole pants taking off situation?

In which I interviewed a few choice characters on their opinion on pants. The following are real and accurate quotes, because who do you think I am? A blogger whose whole blog is shallowly based on attractive men and nerdy pick up lines? 

“I never liked pants anyway. Of course the whole concept of pants is rather archaic. Do you know the Pantitus Nonicus people of C consider it a sacrilege to wear pants? Yes, there entire planet, 10 earths the size of it, and they names it with one letter! Isn’t that brilliant!.. Well anyway, where was I? Oh yah, pants. Don’t need ‘em” - Ten

“Pants? What are pants? I don’t have time this. Unless you drop dead. Or are John. Where is John anyway? BORED. *BANG*” -Sherlock

“Who are you? And where are my pants? Merlin I told you to have them ready by this morning! Merlin… MERLIN! Why are you hiding under the bed with all of my pants?” - King Arthur

“I have organized you blog by fandom, color, and character. No! Don’t touch anything. Yes I know it is your blog. But it is my organization!… No.. don’t.” - Hal

“Really, this encouragement of the banishment of pants is extremely irresponsible. It could get you killed! Or worse, expelled!” -Hermoine

“I trade you some bread for your pants.” -Peeta

“My pants are on fire.” -Katniss

These quotes are permanently stationed here.

Feel free to cannibalize this post in order to post certain quotes that you would like.